“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
Best post on tumblr.